To me.

June 19, 2010

Dear Joy,

you are just one paper away from freedom.

Your holidays HAVE NOT started. Even though it feels like it… You should stop baking cupcakes on Facebook and surfing the internet for pictures of rainbows. I really do not understand why you need to look at rainbows anyway. If you really feel the need to take a breather, have a nap. But do remember to take out your contact lens or mummy will get upset.

Or if you really have to do something. Cook. Because if you don’t eat, you will die. And if you eat just one more day of IKEA meatballs, your stomach will go on strike. But then again I suppose you hardly have anything fresh to throw into a pot. So perhaps you would go out and get some food. Not order pizza. Its expensive so put that phone down.

Also just a gentle reminder, your laundry basket has overflowed yet again. The pail beside it (you know the one meant to wash the floor?) its full of your dirty clothes too. Its probably also time to get around to packing your luggage for home. So get your lazy bum moving and stop talk to yourself over your blog.

Love, me.

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